I don't like'em spiders, hokay?

I've found a new site (well, it's new to me) called "Say No to Crack," which is just basically a humour site, and this is a pretty good example of why I like it:

lolspiders - yuck

These are pictures of what I guess could be deemed "lolspiders," but I just love his/her caption that follows:

"Furthermore, they are completely harmless, unless you fall asleep and they crawl down your throat and into your ear canal via the eustachian tube where they make their way up to your brain to control your every move for the next 48 hours before you die a slow painful death as a zombie, eaten from the inside out. Or not."

Because, you know? That's how spiders roll.

ehhhhhh.......*shivers violently*