heather, my best friend:
Your name:
Jennifer Marie Braxton Harper
Where did we meet:
The Kirklin Clinic--you had pigtails that day
Take a stab at my middle name:
M-a-r-i-e
How long have you known Me:
crap...4 yrs?
Do I smoke:
only second hand
What was your first impression of me upon meeting:
That you looked like a member of my family. Then you spoke and knew that you were my twin, switch at birth.
Color of my eyes:
light brown
Do I have any siblings:
yes, half brother, half sister
What's one of my favorite things to do:
laundry
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you:
yes. oh, do you want to say what it was? "I love Harry Potter, too!" or "Get out of way, bitch!" Something like that.
Do you think I am ghetto or conservative:
completely ghetto
What's my favorite type of music:
psycho slam and coldplay, although I've never heard you listen to music. Have you ever noticed that? We always talk too much to ever have music on.
What is the best feature about me:
your humor, your laugh, and your pilonidal cyst.
Am I shy or outgoing:
shy person trapped in an outgoing body.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
depends on if you like the rule. But usually you don't so, Rebel.
What's your favorite memory of me:
jeez. are you kidding? how can I choose? Ok. It's the Krazy Glue Incident of '04. That look of shear panic at the figurine stuck on your finger and begging for 911 is locked in my memory foreva.
Any special talents:
can sugically remove eye cheese. Clean and fold clothes better than a Chinese laundry. Stunt driving. Clogging, though I've yet to see any. And blow jobs.
Would you consider me a friend:
uh...yes. What kind of question is this? Jennifer, did you type up this test?
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
wack-a-do buttcrack
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring:
your camera. when you don't have one stolen. To take pictures of sand and water. And of which ever one of us wasn't cannibalized. It would be a self portrait.
:-)
pretty accurate, i think. heather's the one who holds the key to all my "dirty laundry," which i end up doing every time i go over to her house, because it relaxes me, and it stresses her out. ("i didn't ask you to come over to do my laundry." "i know, but i had a bad day.")
this one is from my cousin, katy:
Your name:
I guess it's Jennifer. Or do you want my name? In that case it's Katy.
Where did we meet:
Probably in the hospital when I was born!
Take a stab at my middle name:
Marie
How long have you known Me:
27 years
Do I smoke:
no
What was your first impression of me upon meeting:
probably that you were a little blurry. Like everything else around me.
Color of my eyes:
Brown
Do I have any siblings:
yes
What's one of my favorite things to do:
Email
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you:
Something like, "Hey. This is where Columbus discovered America!"
Do you think I am ghetto or conservative:
I don't understand this scale so I'll just say Ghetto for fun.
What's my favorite type of music:
I don't know this one... I'll jsut say Ghetto for fun again.
pretty accurate, i think. heather's the one who holds the key to all my "dirty laundry," which i end up doing every time i go over to her house, because it relaxes me, and it stresses her out. ("i didn't ask you to come over to do my laundry." "i know, but i had a bad day.")
this one is from my cousin, katy:
Your name:
I guess it's Jennifer. Or do you want my name? In that case it's Katy.
Where did we meet:
Probably in the hospital when I was born!
Take a stab at my middle name:
Marie
How long have you known Me:
27 years
Do I smoke:
no
What was your first impression of me upon meeting:
probably that you were a little blurry. Like everything else around me.
Color of my eyes:
Brown
Do I have any siblings:
yes
What's one of my favorite things to do:
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you:
Something like, "Hey. This is where Columbus discovered America!"
Do you think I am ghetto or conservative:
I don't understand this scale so I'll just say Ghetto for fun.
What's my favorite type of music:
I don't know this one... I'll jsut say Ghetto for fun again.
What is the best feature about me:
Your smile and your great hair!
Am I shy or outgoing:
I think it probably depends on the situation but mostly outgoing.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
I think it might depend on whose rules they are.
What's your favorite memory of me:
Playing at Grammy's house. Going to the beach together.
Any special talents:
you can clog!
Would you consider me a friend:
of course
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
dur! Jimmy
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring:
your cat
now, me and kate grew up together and spent most of our young lives around each other. i did INDIRECTLY get her in trouble at school, by telling her that columbus discovered america in our grandmother's backyard. but for the record, she used to eat wild onions out of the yard and tell me they gave her "superpowers," then she would ruuuuun around the yard really fast, to prove it. and then her mom would call my mom and ask why she had diarrhea that night, and once again, i'd get the spanish inqusition.
so, there. we're even. &=)
i think i have more of these, so i'll post them when i find them. and you're always welcome to fill one out and send me one (or let me fill one out for you!). gordon and i have been talking about making our own list of crazy questions to circulate (because everyone LOVES chain, trash, fw:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:, "i know a guy who actually WON the ferrari," "microsoft is tracking this and will donate $5 for every email forwarded," "make your penis at least 7x larger!" kinds of letters. but we're lazy, and haven't.
ok, i'm at work, and i'm bored out of my gourd. i know they want us to stay off the computers, but i couldn't get on last night, a) because i pulled a double & worked at trinity from 4p-9p, and b) because the ants were SWARMING the computer the other day, so i made ricky unplug everything and move it into the living room, which, to him, sounded like, "in front of the bed," so we just haven't gotten it moved and plugged back in, yet.
oh, and it's payday. and i FINALLY got my rent paid. so, i'm terribly happy. (yes, it's the 22nd of september, and i'm JUST NOW paying rent - it's been a really bad month, hence one of the many reasons i hate septembers now). i just have to make sure to i pay off the credit card thugs, so i can keep my kneecaps this month.
(ooo, i just got to outspell someone on "fajita" just now - you don't know how happy it makes me to be a human dictionary. if i have no other talents than that, clogging, doing laundry & stunt driving, i'm a happy, happy girl.)
and for those of you keeping count, i have fanny cheek-packing visit #6 tomorrow, then me and the pigtail are driving out to town to see my family, because i'm HAVING WITHDRAWALS!!!! RAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i've been like a crack fiend, trying to go see my family; trading food for brief cellphone conversations, slipping people $10 to bring me articles of their clothing, so i can smell them, and now, i'm going through detox, and i'm a COMPLETE bitch without them, which should make everyone in a 60-mile radius slightly on edge. so, i'm getting my fix tomorrow. hope everyone's at home, because i don't have any horse heads to leave in beds. maybe i could just leave pickle butts and carrot tops - THAT would freak people out.
well, except amy.
one time, when my ex-husband had just started coming to visit my family, i freaked out (long story) and left the house. i left him there, wearing my jammies, which were too small, and while he was trying to busy himself by burning dryer lint, he stepped on a cheese weenie. we still laugh about that.
ok, NOW i'm going. they're ordering roly poly, and since i have money today &=), i think i'll treat myself to something. hell, i deserve it. even though, it's probably going to put me in the hole. oh well! it's just paper! that the entire universe revolves around! and that's really disturbing!
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