10.09.2007

Stature of Limitations

I have the stature of a trash can. The crotch of my scrub pants are normally located somewhere around my knees, because I'm a closet low-rider. (Well, I can't be THAT closeted if everyone knows what kind of underpants I'm wearing...) I can't stand pants on my waist. So, I walk around all day, hiking my pants legs up, because they're always attached to the undersides of my shoes. On the flip side, when I wear sweatpants, I pull them down so that they ARE on the undersides of my feet.

I'm sick like that.

Anyway, if saggy pants are wrong, I don't wanna be right.

1 comment:

Anna said...

I hear ya sister!!